Cp JOKES!!

Here are a few, (actually alot) of Cp jokes!! Check em’ out!

Whats black,red.and white all over? A blushing penguin

Why did the penguin sniffle and cry on Feb. 29? It was WEEP year.

What do you call a penguins shiny bill? A sleek beak.

Where is a pengujin most likely to fall? Greece

Dan: Do you have holes in your socks?

Hal: I certianly do not!

Dan: Then how do you get your flippers in them? ( Really)

 

What kind of bird can write underwater? A ballpoint penguin

What letter can a penguin sail on? The C

Why did the penguin smile at his banana? Cuz it was a-peel-ing

What should the penguin not drink when he has a cold? cough-ee

What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? starfish

How did the sea greet the iceberg? It waved

What holds water even though its full of holes? Sponge

What kind of sport can a penguin play while sleeping? Snore-keling

Why is it so easy to weigh fish? Cuz they have their own scales.

kewl!

~Sana Hasan